Tuesday, July 26, 2011

A dash of salt

" Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible!"***
~ Audrey Hepburn



***Mind I still haven't seen anyone soaring off buildings flapping their hands, or walking through walls or de-aging 50 years back to their childhood.
So maybe believe in the impossible, strive to be the best you can be and always make sure there's a safty net, just in case, because some stains are impossible to remove...

~ Sparky Jo

Monday, July 18, 2011

See what we shall see!

Remember as a kid how you used to spend ages looking at clouds and finding the fascinating creatures within them? Why did you ever stop?

Cloud watching can be vastly entertaining and all it requires is a warm day (You can do it on cold days too if you don't mind 3rd degree frostbite on your unmentionables), a little sunscreen (That solar ball is rather giving in the melanoma department) and the optional friend or two to sit with you and be unable to see all the figures you’re pointing out because they must be doff, man look, the leg is over there! Over there! *points frantically in vague direction!*

I like to watch clouds as I walk. That one looks like a dog! That one like a dragon reading a book! That one looks like a harp and that one looks like a… OHMIWORD!!!

It’s especially fun when you see an oddly shaped cloud mass and your brain goes into overtime determined to find out what it could be… like maybe it’s a dinosaur with half his leg missing, a mustache and a big floral hat on! Yeah, must be a French dinosaur!

(Of course I’ve also had times when my cloud watching went something along the lines of, “Oh it looks like a bird! And now like a thunderhead that’s going to…” with the rest drowned out as a few 100 000 liters of water proceed to decent upon my head. So remember, timing helps.)

You can even take it a step further and join the Cloud Appreciation society!
http://cloudappreciationsociety.org/

Or get some folk together, raise money, claim it's a religious group and watch out for the Great Cloud God to send you messages from the sky! It's your wonky world, go wild!

But, in the end, it’s a nice, day dreamy, immensely satisfying way to spend a chunk of day. Not to mention a lovely way to bond and be silly with your friends, kids or loved one. Young, old or the one pretending to be the other, either way it’s something everyone can really enjoy! So don’t be stodgy! Go lie on the grass look at the sky and see where your mind takes you!
(Oh alright use a blanket if you have allergies or fear ants crawling where they shouldn’t but just get out the house already! *Makes shooing motion* Out! Out! Out!)

Friday, July 15, 2011

Simple truth


It is impossible to look ugly with a smile!!

Oh dear they have me cornered

‎"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes." —William Gibson

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Introductions!

I always find that life is terribly entertaining! There is so much to see and do and feel and smell and eat up really, really fast so you don't have to share! (Oh alright you can have some too!)

But I've also noticed a lot of times, people never seem to well, stop and take the time, to enjoy all of them! They speed along like little flesh-nosed bullets, here to there, to there, to there to over there and back again, damn wrong turn, aaaargh!!

And wow, can they complain! I've met folk who have so much in the world and are mean ass, nasty, scary little sausages! Too many get caught up in the whole game of, "Look at me! Look at me! I'm better then you!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Ow, my ulcer..."

So I thought I'd add a few ideas here to get your mind churning and maybe, just maybe, make you see there is really a lot of awesome stuff out there when you know how to look! Extra positive vibes and good stuff is always worth sharing and I would so love to have you as a friend along for the ride!

So let's see what's out there already!
*Tags you, pulls tongue and races out the doorway!!*